‘Thanks for the sex, now rate the experience’: Student, 22, shares bizarre ‘exit survey’ he was sent by his lover asking him to score her skills in the bedroom, attractiveness and personality

  • Niall Moran, from Cornwall, was left stunned after receiving the questionnaire
  • The University of Bath student, 22, took to social media following the tryst 
  • The post-coital quiz demanded a mixture of ratings and written responses

A student has revealed how he was sent a bizarre ‘exit survey’ by his lover following a night of passion.

Niall Moran, from Perranporth, Cornwall, was left stunned after receiving the questionnaire following the tryst.

The University of Bath student took to social media yesterday to share the post-coital survey asking him to ‘rate his experience’.

The 22-year-old uploaded screenshots from the quiz, which demanded a mixture of ratings and written responses.

Niall Moran (pictured), from Perranporth, Cornwall, was left stunned after receiving the questionnaire following the tryst 

The 22-year-old posted screenshots from the quiz (pictured) which demanded a mixture of ratings and written responses

The survey starts with: ‘Thanks for the s***, now rate the experience. Thank you.’

The first question asks about attractiveness : ‘How attractive did you find Lily?’

One is rated as ‘Ew what was I thinking?’ while ten is equal to ‘Wow wow wow.’

Subsequent questions include: ‘What is Lily’s best feature (it’s okay to objectify me here by the way)’ and ‘How would you rate the sex?’ 


The post-coital survey, which asked Niall to ‘rate his experience’, asked questions that included: ‘What is Lily’s best feature (it’s okay to objectify me here by the way)’ and ‘How would you rate the sex?’ 

The girl replied to Niall’s tweet with a photo of a bouquet of flowers, thought to be from Niall, and said: ‘He do be simping tho.’

The final question asks: ‘By the way what’s your name (don’t leave if you don’t want to)’. 

Niall shared the images on Twitter, joking: ‘Can’t believe I slept with a psychopath.’

However, the girl then replied with a photo of a bouquet of flowers, thought to be from Niall, and said: ‘He do be simping tho.’

Since posting, Niall’s tweet has been liked more than 30,000 times and left social media users in stitches

Since posting, Niall’s tweet has been liked more than 30,000 times and left social media users in stitches.

One user tweeted: ‘Novices uses google docs surveys. Pros use Tripadvisor!’

A second added: ‘I just wanna know what answers you gave.’

And a third simply commented: ‘And that’s enough internet for today.’ 

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