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I’m a team player, he said with doe eyes… then threw everyone under the bus: HENRY DEEDES watches Matt Hancock defending his decisions during Covid pandemic Not much of roasting, in the end....

God give me strength, fella – Keir Starmer is a Line of Duty devotee! HENRY DEEDES on PMQs, Greensill and the Labour leader’s boy band haircut Mother of God! PMQs had gone all Line of Duty....

HENRY DEEDES: Old pals? Alex Salmond said Nicola Sturgeon did him up like an Arbroath kipper As acts of revenge go, it was sleep with the fishes, severed horse head in the bed stuff.  A Sicilian double-tap...

Worrying news… Boris Johnson’s hair had mutated into a new strain: HENRY DEEDES sees the Prime Minister’s unkempt appearance at the Covid press conference Gadzooks! Today Boris Johnson’s...

Beeb boss was asked what he liked on TV… it was Andy Pandy! HENRY DEEDES is glued to his screen as new chairman shares his telly tastes We’re used to BBC Chairs being rather lofty types. Stately,...

As dull as a sad old don boring pupils over sherry: HENRY DEEDES watches Joe Biden on the US campaign trail He appeared like a ghostly apparition, his wispy, wraith-like frame creeping on stage as if from...

The velveteen buck passer in pearl earrings: HENRY DEEDES watches Dido Harding explaining the coronavirus testing shambles An eerie silence suddenly befell Committee Room number six just after 4pm yesterday.  Baroness...

Boris Johnson has lost a few belt notches… and his oomph: HENRY DEEDES watches the poorly prepared Prime Minister in action at the first PMQs after summer recess First PMQs of the new term and Boris...

How dreary! HENRY DEEDES watches party pooper PM and his Captain Cautious halt lockdown easing The Prime Minister raised a chubby paw aloft like an overzealous lollipop lady and announced in that peculiarly...

Our leaders were like two budgies squabbling over a crumb of cuttlefish: HENRY DEEDES watches Boris Johnson and Keir Starmer go head-to-head at PMQs Over seven long minutes Boris Johnson and Sir Keir Starmer...

HENRY DEEDES: Boris Johnson was like a tin of Pedigree Chum attacked by a schnauzer Hair skew-whiff, a homely fireplace as backdrop and matey, first-name terms only. The Prime Minister appeared before...

Humble pie? No, we got undiluted praise for his top adviser: HENRY DEEDES sees Boris Johnson going in to bat for Dominic Cummings Dismal. Deluded. Deranged? Well, let’s not quite go that far but it was...

Her jaw has a habit of jutting out, as if to say: D’ya want some? HENRY DEEDES sees Home Secretary Priti Patel take on all comers Watching Priti Patel, it is impossible not to discern that she’s...

He’s back, buzzy boisterous, still mildly bonkers: HENRY DEEDES sees the Nigel Farage roadshow roll into the ‘heart of England’ To a metal finishing warehouse on the outskirts of Coventry...

HENRY DEEDES: Another shambolic day in Westminster with a hapless junior Brexit minister who would be the first to die in a horror film Robin whoooooo?’ they unisoned. You know, Robin Walker. Junior...