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JAN MOIR: A tiny turkey and no in-laws? Hurrah for the cancellation of Christmas! Muffle the bells, stop all the clocks, put away the silvered robins and the tinsel packs. For Christmas as we know it appears...

JAN MOIR: Meghan speak – a guide for less than woke folk Harry and Meghan are ensconced in California and I just don’t know what the hell they are talking about any more. Self-repression alongside...

JAN MOIR: Johnny Depp was like a cowboy in Dead End Gulch for a showdown with the law Day 4 of the Johnny Depp libel trial and matters turned once more to the difficult issue that has dominated this torrid...

JAN MOIR: The coronavirus sinners ‘n’ winners — we all know who you are! The lockdown is not going to end any time soon and I for one am profoundly grateful for that.  Surely it would be...

JAN MOIR: Oh what a joy it is to glimpse celebrities’ knick-knacks! Equalities Minister Liz Truss does it beside a Union Jack on a highly polished pole (n.b. the flag is on the pole, not Liz), while...

JAN MOIR: Were we all hallucinating in the battle of Big Beasts and bucket heads? For hour upon hour, the nation’s airwaves were filled with the roars of the real BBC — the Big Beast Collective. Broadcasting...

JAN MOIR: The cause Meghan Markle is mostly supporting is the Me, Myself and I Foundation Platoon, stand by your pedestals.  Polish up your altruism and prepare to climb aboard and adore thyself afresh.  This...

JAN MOIR: Speedboat killer Jack Shepherd is an ignorant brute who’s convinced HE is the victim Jack Shepherd was finally cornered this week, winkled out of his hiding place like a whelk being hoicked...

Axe Flog it? What a hammer blow! JAN MOIR is distraught as the BBC announces it’s killing off the auction show Middle England loves After turning Doctor Who into a lady person, unleashing hideous...

JAN MOIR: You pay your taxes and mow your lawn, so when a mob of travellers set up camp on a field near your leafy Surrey home you expect the police will move them on. You fool! Just imagine the rage....

JAN MOIR: The wild conspiracy theories making poor Alfie’s tragedy even worse By the time you read this, little Alfie Evans might have died. Or he might still be clinging on to a thread of life,...