58 Awkward Kardashian Photo Ops That Would Never Happen Today

Before the Kardashians were appearing in Balmain ads and getting invites to the Met Gala, they were just a regular reality-TV family trying to make it in Hollywood. Back then, they promoted just about everything—liquor, cupcakes, bowling alleys, QuickTrim, canned wine, and every trendy cell phone known to mankind. It obviously worked because now they’re bigger than ever, but that doesn’t mean a trip down memory lane won’t be fun. Onward, to public toilet openings!

Kourtney with Nicole Richie at the Sidekick 3 launch. Remember Sidekicks?

Kim with Paris Hilton, also at the Sidekick 3 launch. There are so many photos of Kim at various cell phone launch parties through the years that it could really be its own gallery.

Nobody loved the tiny buttons on a BlackBerry more than Kim. I can practically hear the sound of a BBM coming in.

Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé at the launch of the Sidekick 3, Dwyane Wade edition.

Photo evidence that Kourtney was into punk guys even back in the day. She’s literally the 😍 emoji come to life in this pic at the launch party of Fall Out Boy’s new album.

Kim looks about as unnatural in a pair of roller skates as she does in those white ankle socks.

The girl has always loved dessert. Same.

It’s comforting to know Kim also has a bunch of photos from back in the day with those awkward backwards peace signs.

Kim with Jonathan Cheban at the launch party for the BlackBerry Storm.

Khloé and Kim celebrating the Big Mac’s 40th birthday.

Continuing the time-honored tradition of eating the birthday boy.

Kourtney, Khloé, and Kim trying My Fries—”the new lower fat French fry.”

Khloé approaching them with a healthy amount of skepticism.

Mmm, French fries without the fun part!

“I’m SUCH a gamer!!!” —Kim, as the car she’s driving on the screen crashes into a wall. Eyes on the road, Kimberly!

Khloé, Kim, and Kourtney at the launch of Girls Gone Wild, the magazine! So many jewel tones.

Kylie, Kendall, and Kim playing Guitar Hero for Best Buy.

Kim opening a nightclub at Nashville’s Opryland. Not pictured: Kid Rock, her co-host at this event. God bless whoever booked this party.

Khloé and Kourtney launching yet another edition of the Sidekick.

If the Kardashians go to a carnival, does it become a karnival?? I’ll see myself out.

Why yes, that is Kim and Kris posing with bocce balls in Las Vegas.

Khloé hosting an anti-Valentine’s Day party in Las Vegas. A good idea in theory, except that this cake looks like a butt.

Khloé and Kim launching bubblegum-flavored vodka, with the help of what Getty describes as “the slinky people.”

Don’t you launch cupcake stores from inside an old-fashioned carriage?

Khloé and Kourtney opening Dash Miami. Included here only because the scissors are so big.

Kim opening a hot dog restaurant in Las Vegas.

Khloé and Kim with Kelly Osbourne, on roller skates.


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