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Are you at a party or a work meeting?
It can be so difficult to tell – as PM Boris “Bozo” Johnson proved this week when he insisted the May 2020 drinks party in his own back garden had been a work event..
So here Daily Star has put together a handy quiz to help you work out whether you’ve been living it up at a boozy bash or putting in the hours at work. Answer A) or B) for each and check your results at the end!
1. You’ve been invited to a gathering. Where is it taking place? A) Your rather large back garden B) The mouse-infested meeting room in the basement of the office.
2. Why is it taking place? A) To make the most of the lovely weather B) You’re not entirely sure but it’s hard to stay awake.
3. What drinks are on offer? A) Free-flowing booze as everyone has been asked to BYOB B) Bitter instant coffee, cheap teabags and lukewarm tap water.
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4. What food is being served? A) Cheese platter, sausage rolls and crisps all laid out on trestle tables B) Doreen from the post room’s home bakes.
5. Who are the guests? A) 30-plus including your wife and people who don’t work in the same office B) Dave from accounts and Angela from HR.
6. What’s the hot topic of conversation? A) Whether this event might get spotted by a drone/leaked to the press B) Who is responsible for cooking fish in the communal microwave.
7. How long do you stay at this event? A) 25 minutes – just enough time for a quick glass of pinot and a catch up with your mates B) An hour, listening to Betty, the office assistant, playing Inspector Clouseau over who’s been nicking all the Post-it notes.
8. What is on the audio system? A) A selection of bangers that would get Michael Gove dancing in a nightclub B) A presentation from the marketing department.
9. What’s the group WhatsApp chat? A) “Let’s hope Sue Gray doesn’t find out about this” B) Mabel from two desks down asking if anyone has seen her coat.
10. Who arranged the event? A) A senior civil servant via a chirpy email B) Kelly the office PA.
11. What’s left to clear up the next day? A) Empty champagne bottles, brie rinds and all evidence it ever took place B) Dave’s trail of crumbs, dirty cups and a slightly smeared glass.
12. Why is your head banging the next day as if you’ve done 12 rounds with Tyson Fury? A) You have a hangover and a guilty feeling B) Staring at that spreadsheet overnight left you with a migraine.
Results…
Mostly As…You are at a Downing Street garden party. It seems the rules don’t apply to you.
Mostly Bs…You are at a work event – unlike our lockdown-breaking PM.
- Boris Johnson
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