Hero pensioner races to save ‘drowned woman’ only to find headless sex doll

A pensioner was shocked when he discovered he had rushed to the aid of a headless sex doll he had mistaken for a drowned woman washed up on the beach.

Chris Ford, 67, was looking for driftwood after a recent storm when he thought he'd found the dead body of a woman with all her "bits on show".

But the retired photographer was relieved to find that it was a mutilated silicone female sex toy and quickly called his partner over to take pictures.

The couple from Portland, Dorset, both left in hysterics speculating where it came from.

Chris said: "It was a human-like figure but was too clean and too pretty – and it did not have a head.

"Apart from its lack of a face, it was very anatomically correct. So as soon as I got to her I knew it was a sex doll.

"I am always out collecting driftwood after storms so I fully expected to see a human body one day but never this. It certainly made my day."

He and his wife believe that it was thrown overboard by a disgruntled fisherman's wife or that maybe the head was removed to hide it easier.

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"It is a busy shipping channel with loads of boats so it could have come from one of them," he added.

"Maybe a fishermen's wife found it in the cupboard and threw it overboard. It did not have a head – so maybe a perverted fisherman got rid of it but decided to clear it out and keep the head – I can only speculate why.

"I just chuckled and found the whole thing hilarious. I've seen dead cows, pieces of dolphin, seals etc wash up – but never anything like this.

"It was a proper life-size doll and it looked like it had broken its shoulder joint as the right arm was bent back.

"We all had a proper giggle. She was certainly very pert indeed and I have tried to preserve her modesty in the pictures."

Chris said he left the doll in-situ on Chesil beach after the find on Sunday and it was later cleared away by another beach cleaner.

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