Suspicion is rising in a small village after someone got hold of a chalk runner and drew a huge penis on the local football pitch.
Some locals in Pollington, in the East Riding of Yorkshire around 30 miles south east of Leeds, even think they have their "very own Banksy."
However, others think some young ones commandeered the machine, usually used for drawing football lines, and decided to get creative.
"I believe some ones little darlings have managed to get hold of a chalk runner," said one woman in a local Facebook group.
The crime scene picture consists of a football, the discarded roller and the roughly 10ft member.
"Is this to mark out an area for all away teams?" joked one man in response to the post.
Another man added: "Very neat circles them got some talent whoever it is."
"Gunna send NASA an email asking if they can pick it up from the International Space Station," a third added.
One said: "I’m 54 years old and I still find this funny."
Another bloke suggested that the photo could be the "new group header photo perhaps."
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The news follows shocked residents in Norfolk Road in Barnsley, South Yorkshire finding out their street is shaped like a male member.
The owner of a local pub – the Sandhill Tavern – said they were not even aware that the bird's-eye view of the area looked like their premises were being 'urinated on.'
But they tried to play down the row and said it wasn't a big topic of conversation as it "wasn't that kind of village."
He said: "I've never heard anybody mention it – and it looks like a penis from above? Wow! I've not really noticed. We've never had anybody mention it to us in the pub.
"I don't think anyone has looked on Google Maps. It's a weird situation! I've never given it any thought as I didn't know. I think everyone would be more or less in the same boat and wouldn't have noticed.
"It's not really that kind of village though. They're not really interested in stuff like that."
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