A bloke called “Hat Man” who calls himself a time traveller has claimed he travels back in time so that he can “re-eat” all of his food.
The very odd claim was made in one of Facebook's largest time travel groups.
Known only by his strange nickname, "Hat Man" wrote a more than 2,000 epic all about his time travel exploits.
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In it, he states that he has been “training myself” for 13 “living years” and has gone into the future as well as the past.
He claims, in an oddly-worded ramble: “I may seemingly not change with time, but I see and hear all from my tall tower from my old position in time and space, which i always kept in front, shielding all from knowing where I went during the time.
“I've consistently kept training myself as a growing timeline life, every teach and training session from the future to the past, eventually sinking in with the training sessions gone from time yet well known.
“The training takes full effect as my timeline ages onward to receive more training from myself, yet again, in the same places in time where the last trains were.
“CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, and I've been hidden time training myself for 13 living years.
“It's like this, if you ate food in the past, after an amount of time flow, you can re-eat everything again and stack yourself good and hide it for you to grow bigger and stronger.”
"Hat Man", who is literally wearing a bucket hat in his Facebook profile picture snapped in a toilet mirror, has a history of claiming his is a time traveller.
However, he has never once told of anything that happens in the future in order to provide a form of evidence to back up his claims.
His latest rant also claims that he “made a contract” with the atoms of his 19-year-old self.
He added: “I know my atoms got smart because I wrote up a contract with my 19 yr old self's atoms to rebuild me long after I'm dead or in a thousand years.
“That night I dreamt the future of reincarnating and beyond in fast forward seemingly and the next day I had screens up of copy aliens pretending to be life one, life two, life three and so on. (sic).”
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