‘Things I do to cheer you up!’ Husband screams in pain as his wife waxes his nose in hilarious footage
- Russell Sampson was at home in Rugby with his wife Susan and some wax sticks
- He placed two of the adhesive sticks up his nostrils for his wife’s amusement
- He suffered great pain while his wife removed the objects from his nose
This is the hilarious moment a Scottish husband screams out in pain as his wife attempts to rip a wax stick from his nostril.
Russell Sampson, 40, placed a pair of waxed sticks into his nostrils in an effort to amuse his wife Susan.
At the start of the two-and-a-half minute video, Mr Sampson, who is lives in Rugby, remarks ‘oh you f*****’ after grasping one of the sticks and giving it a slight tug.
Russell Sampson, 40, stuck a pair of wax sticks up his nostrils for the amusement of his wife
Mr Sampson had to call in the assistance of his wife Susan, right, to help remove the sticks
From off camera, his wife calls out, ‘have you done it’.
An exasperated Mr Sampson responds with loud ‘nooooo’.
During his second attempt, Mr Sampson takes a firm grip on the white plastic stick and grimaces while tugging furiously in an effort to break it free from his nostril. When his hand slips he admits: ‘F*** it, it won’t come out.’
He then calls on his wife for help but, off camera, his wife pleads with him, saying: ‘I can’t do it.’
He responds: ‘Just come here, it won’t come out. Just do it.’
He then leans his head back and holds the bridge of his nose to await his wife’s arrival.
His wife leans over and put too hands on the stick and pulls until she loses grip – around the same time her husband releases an animalistic cry akin to a bear walking into a large metal trap.
Mr Sampson leans towards the camera and releases a tirade of quick spoken Scottish phases interspersed with many derivatives of the word f***.
He then stares down the lens of the camera with tears in his left eye while considering his next action.
‘Pull it out I said, Jesus Christ.’
Mr Sampson suffered considerable pain after his wife removed the two wax sticks from his nostrils
Increasingly desperate, Mr Sampson grips the bridge of his nose with his right hand and again tries to free himself from the sticky embrace of the wax with his left.
Before tugging, he asks: ‘Whose idea was this?’
He leans back again when his wife informs him that it was his own idea.
On Mrs Sampson’s second attempt, the white plastic stick is ripped free from her husband’s nostril whose guttural roar would surely see him employed as an extra in any remake of Braveheart.
At one stage he admitted he would happily leave one stuck in his nostril to avoid the pain of removal
A few moments later, Mr Sampson leans into the camera to inspect his now hairless nostril. He was forced to use his right eye as his left was clamped firmly shut in pain.
Mr Sampson then asks his wife what was on the stick. After she inspects it she responds with a ‘f***** hell’, only to be told off by her husband who said she should not swear.
After looking at the stick himself, he agrees, and claims: ‘No wonder it hurt. I might just live with this one up my nose.’
In the background Mrs Sampson can be heard laughing, while her husband looks remorsefully into the camera and claims ‘the things I do to cheer you up.’
As his wife continues laughing, Mr Sampson looks towards her hoping for sympathy claiming: ‘It’s not funny.’
Mrs Sampson then approaches her husband who flinches as she reaches towards the stuck stick. He reaches up to hold his nose while his wife begins counting, ‘one, two…’ and rips the stick from his nose before reaching three.
Mr Sampson leans back into his chair holding his hand over his mouth and nose howling like Chewbacca when Hans Solo is cryogenically frozen in the Empire Strikes Back.
After taking a few seconds to recover, Mr Sampson inspects the damage before adding: ‘I am never doing that again.’
Fortunately the viewer is spared whatever was stuck to the pair of plastic sticks.
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