Jeremy Clarkson plans to play trick on police to get rubbish emptied amid row with binmen

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Former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson, 60, has admitted he would be tempted to play a trick on the police in his home town of Oxfordshire in order to get his rubbish emptied, following a dispute with his local binmen. It comes after the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? presenter hit out about the binmen who work near his house, as he claimed they had sometimes refused to take his rubbish away.

Jeremy pointed out a story he had seen in the news about a man from Ukraine who was so frustrated that the council wouldn’t send a snow plough to clear the blocked road outside his house, he decided to call the police and conjure up a lie about murdering his parents to get the job done.

Jeremy explained: “A man in Ukraine was so fed up that the council wouldn’t send a snow plough to clear the blocked road outside his house that he called the police and said he’d murdered his parents.

“After they’d cleared the drifts and arrived at his property, they found his parents were alive and well.

“He was fined £3 for wasting their time.”

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Inspired by the man’s idea, Jeremy joked he would like to inform the police in his local area that he had “murdered a rambler and put her in his wheelie bin”, in order to finally get his household rubbish collected.

The Grand Tour star quipped in his latest column for The Sun: “Which is why I’d like to tell the police in Oxfordshire this morning that I’ve murdered a rambler and put her in my wheelie bin.

“So, if you want to find the body, you’d better get the council to empty it out as quickly as possible.”

Jeremy previously explained his row with his local binmen was sparked by his uncertainty about which items go in what bin, as he insisted he doesn’t have time to figure it out. 

 

He said: “I really don’t have time to do a full CSI job on my rubbish just to make life simpler for the people I pay to sort it out.

“And what makes it all worse is that when I square up to the binmen, they come round at the crack of dawn, before I’m up, and fight back with letters and threats and rules.”

Jeremy went on to say the binmen had put a sticker on his bin recently to tell him it hadn’t been emptied.

Express.co.uk has contacted a representative for Chipping Norton council for comment.

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The TV personality, who is reportedly worth £44million, bought his Diddly Squat Farm estate, located near Chadlington in west Oxfordshire, back in 2009.

The car enthusiast lives in the town with his girlfriend Lisa Hogan and her daughter, 18-year-old Ali, from a previous relationship.

The father-of-three has been in a relationship with Lisa since 2017.

In the same year, they made their red carpet debut at the GQ Men of the Year Awards.

Jeremy and Lisa started dating three years after his divorce from his second wife Frances Cain.

Jeremy recently described his home life with Lisa and Ali as a “mad and gluten-free world” during lockdown.

He added to his column for The Sunday Times: “It’s like living in a mad and gluten-free world of primary coloured romcoms and yoga — and it’s terrible. 

“I’d rather Derek Hatton were in charge.”

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