‘I went to Beat-Herder festival where Gok Wan did a legendary DJ set in forest’

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    Every year, the sun shines graciously at Beat-Herder lighting up the forests and hills that form the party paradise nestled within the Ribble Valley, Lancashire.

    This year was slightly different. The clouds looked dark and menacing and the poncho sellers made a fortune.

    However, the rain drops had zero impact on this dance music utopia – the records still played, the waltzers spun faster than ever and the mud just added to the musical mayhem.

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    Here are the things that we loved…

    Gok Wan in the Toil Trees

    For a guy who is perhaps best known for telling people how to look good naked – Gok Wan is one hell of a DJ and put in a legendary Beat-Herder shift in the Toil Trees. Spinning anthems such as Bizarre Inc’s Playing With Knives, Underworld’s Born Slippy and Robert Miles’ Children, thousands enjoyed his electrical energy amongst the woodland euphoria and joined him dancing (not naked) in the rain.

    Paul Barrett AKA Baz in The Factory

    Local hero and Burnley clubbing promoter Paul Barrett AKA Baz delivered one of the weekend’s stand out sets in The Factory. Packed to the rafters, deep down and dirty, Baz ensured that Saturday night was as wild inside as the weather was outside – and all whilst sporting his retro Burnley F.C. shirt. Top set Baz – you had everyone bouncing.

    The Fortress

    The Fortress is the pulsating heart of Beat-Herder with fire flames roaring out of all four turrets – this is where the true soldiers of sound come to battle with the beats and misdemeanour. This year, local lad Dave Heaton impressed and ensured that the Fortress was rocking early on the Friday afternoon; DJ Falcon and Thomas Bangalter’s So Much Love to Give being one of the highlights. Sunday night saw the arrival of old skool legends Slipmatt, Seb Fontaine and Tall Paul – all three were pivotal in tearing the place apart for the grand Sunday night finale.

    The Beat-Herder Parish Church

    The Church is where the most religious of Beat-Herder’s revellers come to repent their sins – and indulge in many more. A tiny venue in size but massive in personality, The Church had scouse nuns walking around asking for single women, Sister Sammy delivering her Tea-time disco hymns and Bongo Dave smashing out tribal beats with his bare hands in harmony to Madonna’s Like a Prayer.

    This is the place to come if you’re looking for a one way ticket to hedonistic heaven.

    Feeona The Lost Snail lady selling hand-painted T-shirts

    For the first time ever, Beat-Herder held its very own snail hunt. Instigated by Feona, the blonde lady selling hand painted T-shirts in the street across from Hotel California, intoxicated participants were hell bent on finding the lost snail – after all, who could resist the lucrative reward of snailbrows painted on your face? We saw people hunting around bins, searching through the trees and scouring around the scrap cars – all in the hope of finding the illusive lost snail.

    Gay Paris @ Julie’s Barn

    Sneak through a tiny crack in the rocks, go down the pitch black corridor and enter the labyrinth world of Gay Paris – essentially a disco cave kitted out with a flashing dance floor, a barrage of colour and a fully charged crowd. This is a once in a lifetime chance to visit a psychedelic Narnia where anything goes – glitter balls, gardens of Eden and good good vibes.

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