If you're still looking for the perfect Christmas gift, then mum Toni Kimberly Hall might be able to help you.
For the 34-year-old is the maker of specialist “fetish” calendars, including one of cats going to the toilet.
She has been making these odd items, which also includes cards and gifts, for seven years.
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Other themes include “puke”, “lush feet of 2023” and, worryingly, “spots and blackheads”.
And to get your strange little hands on one, you only need to spend around £9.99.
The mum-of-two – who quit her job as an analyst at a call centre to pursue her business – sells everything from cards, socks, baubles and stationery.
Toni, owner of Banter Cards, from Barry Island, Wales, said: "I came up with the idea for the 'spot and blackhead' calendar as I love watching blackhead squeezing videos.
"We're always looking for new ideas so we thought why not make a calendar, it's really popular.
"We do lots of weird fetishes and put them on a calendar.
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"When I was searching for some of the poo related ones I could almost smell it through my computer screen.
"The 'cat shting' one is the most popular with people over 60 (buying them) – the calendars are great for secret Santa."
Toni decided to quit her job in December 2015 when she had the idea to make her own fun “banter” cards.
She learnt how to use Photoshop and has now grown her business to sell more items.
Toni and her small team make all the products in-house and she says it takes five to 10 minutes to put together one of their calendars from scratch.
“We have feet fetish calendars and celeb calendars like Sonia Jackson and Boris Johnson,” she added.
“I'm not actually into sweary stuff myself but I love making all my products – I never want to offend anyone.”
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