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The Christmas plans of Britain's most infamous prisoner have been laid bare by the man himself.
Charles Bronson, who changed his surname to Salvador in 2014, is set to have a parole hearing next year – just 23 years after starting his discretionary life sentence at HMP Woodhill in Milton Keynes.
He was first arrested as a petty criminal in 1974 and was sentenced to seven years in prison at HMP Woodhill for armed robbery.
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Yet it was Bronson’s violent behaviour behind bars that really did it for him in terms of racking up the years spent in the jail house.
He had his sentence increased several times for assaults on inmates and prison guards, following his initial 1974 conviction for armed robbery.
And now, having spent several Christmas periods in prison, his latest plans have been revealed after Wales Online wrote him a letter about it.
His response states: “At 6.45am I'll roll out of bed and smash out 100 press-ups followed by squats and sit-ups – all in the nude – then I'll boil two eggs in a kettle.
“Yeah, a kettle – how posh.
"Three and a half minutes later and they come out nice and runny, perfect with a cup of tea.
Then at 12 o'clock the cell door will open and I'll go to collect my meal – the best dinner of the year.
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"Most prisons go the extra mile at Christmas, with turkey and all the trimmings, lovely thick gravy and Xmas pud.”
He also explained that he'll be listening to one of the most historic television and radio events of the year – the first ever Christmas speech given by King Charles III.
“I'll defo listen to the King's speech though, having listened to his mother doing it for years.
“She was a wonderful lady who I admired all my life – and, let's face it, she was pretty much my landlady all the while I've been in here.”
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But his day won't end there.
For the infamous lad is planning on doing a bit of charity work after the speech.
“After listening to King Charles I'll probably work on some art to raise funds for MacmiIlan nurses or something – I do a lot to help hospices,” he said.
“Tea time is around 4.30pm and a bag of goodies will be handed to me through my door – sausage rolls, crisps, pop etc.
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“I also get handed back the sock I hang outside my cell every year.
“But it always comes back empty.
“That lazy b*****d Santa never comes to prison.”
Given that his parole hearing is in February, 2023, it's possible that Charles Bronson could have a slightly more Santa-filled Christmas next year.
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