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    Daft Punk appear to have made quite the comeback, with "Mistress" and the gang requesting council approval for a sex "dungeon".

    Mistress and her two cronies were hoping to get lucky with their planning permission request, which they submitted while wearing leather-clad outfits and face coverings of a distinct, Daft Punk style.

    Flanked by two mesh-wearing security detail which appeared wearing reflective visors, Mistress' arrival appears to have had little effect on the council.

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    Making contact with the "council people" in the hopes of receiving approval for a new sex dungeon, Mistress made her request to the board face to face.

    Mistress opened by saying: "Good evening council peoples. You may call me Mistress. I am here standing, neutral to the motion of approving an agreement for the proprietary purchase of Yard Waste Processing and Disposal."

    Her request soon turned into a fascinatingly strange rant about condoms and secrets, which is not the title of a Daft Punk song but part of Mistress' rant.

    She continued: "I do, however, find it interesting that you will spend almost $1million dollars to hide your secrets down the drain. Hiding that condom I know you used to cheat on your spouse."

    It is unclear who Mistress was referring to with allegations of cheating, but she continued on, harder, better, faster, stronger, and hoped to win their favour in receiving approval for a new build.

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    Mistress continued: "So, I propose that you use a quarter of that mil to support doms and subs in Bower County. To build a dungeon, created for us, by us, the tax payers and voting citizens.

    "In closing, do not let this glamorous distract you from doing your duty to take my demand. I look forward to spanking each and every single one of you, at the new esteemed dungeon. You are dismissed."

    An unnamed councillor, clearly unmoved by the trio's request, bluntly replied "Thank you, and happy holidays to you." before another asked "are there any districts that even have a dungeon?", Fox reported.

    It is a council meeting that has been seen around the world, with one Twitter user noting the trio looked the spitting image of electronic duo Daft Punk.

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