Raging commuters’ plot to bombard Mick Lynch with ‘penis piñatas with face on’

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    A cheeky move to transform trade union champion Mick Lynch into an army of penis piñatas has been blocked.

    The move to adopt a classic hen party game with a customisable pecker had been eyed up by furious commuters as the perfect protest to stage outside RMT's London headquarters.

    Tyneside-based firm, Last Night of Freedom is used to acting on bridesmaid requests of adding grooms' faces to various items with and without willies, but blocked a recent purchase.

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    Pranksters hoped to flood the rail union’s HQ with personalised penis pinatas adorned with Mick Lynch's face as 15 different rail firms strike again.

    However, the cheeky willy stunt hit the rails as it breached the manufacturer’s rules.

    “The customer claimed it wasn’t malicious. However, they wanted around a dozen of these pinatas sent to the RMT with a note saying ‘For D*** Lynch’ – so it was hard to argue this wasn’t a bit sinister,” said Matt Mavir, Manging Director of Last Night of Freedom.

    “We pride ourselves on printing almost anything, but we try to stay out of politics especially since in this case we see both sides of this strike.”

    However, bemused Matt added staff were “a bit taken aback” by the unusual request.

    “We’ve had some pretty unusual requests over the years, from chartering submarines to finding strippers to chase a stag through the woods.”

    “But putting a trade union leader’s face on 30 willies over a vendetta was a new one, even for us.”

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    It comes in the middle of four-days of walkouts from RMT staff this week, with further action planned this weekend.

    The action relates to a long-running dispute over pay and working conditions.

    RMT officials want a cost-of-living friendly pay rise and guarantees over no compulsory job losses.

    However the industrial action has left the country with a skeleton service – with as few as one in five trains running.


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