Noel Gallagher smashed his nose and gave himself a black eye – brushing his teeth.
The Oasis rock legend said he suffered the horror injuries when he was boozed up after a celebrity bash.
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Noel, 56, said: “I was at somebody’s birthday party and I was f***ing s***-faced. A famous person’s birthday party. I got home, and I was so f***ing drunk that I was in fact in the downstairs toilet.
“I was out late, so I was sleeping downstairs, right, because I was out late and I didn’t want to wake my missus up.
“And I was brushing my teeth in the downstairs toilet and, like an idiot, I was taking some f***ing jewellery off.
“As I was brushing my teeth it dropped on the floor and, instead of just leaving it, I tried to catch it.”
The (What’s The Story) Morning Glory hit-maker was left writhing in agony when he headbutted his washbasin by mistake.
He told his pal Matt Morgan on his podcast: “I was so drunk that I kind of bent down to catch it so fast and I misjudged it and I smashed my f***ing face on the stone sink. I had a massive gash on the top of my nose.
The star admitted: “Yeah, it was f***ing painful. I had a black eye.”
While Noel has had some wild nights to remember, just last year he confessed he can't drink the way he used to, previously saying that in the '90s he "just didn't give a f***."
He said: "I'd be up for a good 24 hours, you'd have not been to bed, and then you get a call saying, "The car will be there in 15 minutes". "For what?" 'It's the f***ing Brit Awards'
"You're like, "What? Today?". "It's now, you've got to go now because you've f***ing won something". And you'd just do it, you wouldn't think of it."
But the thought of multiple nights out on the trot nowadays would give him a "nervous breakdown", he added.
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